villhaine-here:

“You would be surprised…” Compared to most, Zithra’s usual state of housekeeping was nearly perfect. Combined with Roger’s compulsive need for cleanliness, he would more than likely upset any would-be clientele. Or perhaps he would be perfect for the job, but it would be woefully boring.

“You are quite welcome though~” He smiled, humming softly as Zithra leaned against him and kiss his neck. It really had been too long since they were together, but soon enough that wouldn’t be a problem, “No, now that I’ve successfully cleaned your apartment, I am completely free, at least for the moment.”

“Mmm, I’m glad to hear that.” For time being, things seemed like it was going to be peaceful. Even if it’d just be for that evening. No Cerberus bastards taking Roger, no would be old friends showing up, no family members dying and no near breakdowns. She felt smaller than she did the last time they’d been together, but she felt it didn’t matter much as she turned to kiss him. “Then I don’t suppose you’d mind me stealing you for the rest of the night?”

(Source: shortsniper)

platform5455:

» CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. THAT AND I NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN HEAR ME FROM ALLLLL THE WAY DOWN THEEEEERE!

5455 flailed a bit, more static bursting from its speakers.

» DROPPED ON THE HEAD? THAT’D EXPLAIN WHY YOU’RE SO SHORT. SOMEONE SHOULD BOP YOUR CHIN LIKE A ROCK ‘EM SOCK ‘EM ROBOT!

“Caps-lock is what douches use on the extranet to make themselves feel important and to compensate for their lacking areas. .” Zithra cringed slightly from the sound of static, and no sooner resumed the expression of being completely done with the synthetic. “If you so much as try it, I’ll mess with your wiring so hard that you’ll think that you’re tiny ballerina. And a tutu to match.” 

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(Source: charlieofmoondoor)

Huh… I still have some wine left… I feel like fixing that.

rocco-and-roxanne:

the-holy-excalibur:

//DO IT

“MUN, YOU KNOW I HATE SINGING TO OTHER PEOPLE!” 

(Source: louder-with-passion)

blindfaithnisha sent:

If I ever had to kill you for some reason... I promise it would not hurt very much.

… That warms my heart Nisha. You should know I’d do the same for you if I ever had to. 

flawlessbeautyqueens:

Anne Hathaway with blonde hair (a lifespan of 22 days)

+ n7shadowelectra

Zithra blinked in surprised and stopped herself from jumping at the sight of the Commander. She calmed herself down enough to straighten up and smile. “Commander Shepard! Zithra Karos, at your service Ma’am!”

gunsmokeprincess: